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Adulterations In Drinks: List Ofthings To Make Rum Things To Color It With

As long as the people of the United States tipple down rum and other

liquors at the rate of a good deal more than one hundred million gallons

a year, besides what is imported and what is called imported--as long as

they pay for their tippling a good deal more than fifty millions, and

probably over a hundred millions of dollars a year--so long it will be a

great object to manufacture false liquors, and sell them at the price of

true ones. When liquor of good quality costs from four to fifteen

dollars a gallon, and an imitation can be had that tastes just as good,

and has just as much "jizm" in it,--and probably a good deal more,--for

from twenty-five cents to one dollar a gallon, somebody will surely make

and sell that imitation.

Adulterating and imitating liquors is a very large business; and I don't

know of anybody who will deny that this particular humbug is very

extensively cultivated. There are a great many people, however, who will

talk about it as they do in Western towns about fever and ague: "We

don't do anything of the kind here, but those other people over there


There is very little pure liquor, either malt or spirituous, to be

obtained in any way. The more you pay for it, as a rule, the more the

publican gains, but what you drink is none the purer. Importing don't

help you. Port is--or used to be, for very little is now made,

comparatively--imitated in immense quantities at Oporto; and in the

log-wood trade, the European wine-makers competed with the dyers. It is

a London proverb, that if you want genuine port-wine, you have got to go

to Oporto and make your own wine, and then ride on the barrel all the

way home. It is perhaps possible to get pure wine in France by buying it

at the vineyard; but if any dealer has had it, give up the idea!

As for what is done this side of the water, now for it. I do not rely

upon the old work of Mr. "Death-in-the-pot Accum," printed some thirty

years ago, in England. My statements come mostly from a New York book

put forth within a few years by a New York man, whose name is now in the

Directory, and whose business is said to consist to a great extent in

furnishing one kind or another of the queer stuff he talks about, to

brewers, or distillers, or wine and brandy merchants.

This gentleman, in a sweet alphabetical miscellany of drugs, herbs,

minerals, and groceries commonly used in manufacturing our best Old

Bourbon whisky, Swan gin, Madeira wine, pale ale, London brown stout,

Heidsieck, Clicquot, Lafitte, and other nice drinks; names the chief of

such ingredients as follows:

Aloes, alum, calamus (flag-root) capsicum, cocculus indicus, copperas,

coriander-seed, gentian-root, ginger, grains-of-paradise, honey,

liquorice, logwood, molasses, onions, opium, orange-peel, quassia, salt,

stramonium-seed (deadly nightshade), sugar of lead, sulphite of soda,

sulphuric acid, tobacco, turpentine, vitriol, yarrow. I have left

strychnine out of the list, as some persons have doubts about this

poison ever being used in adulterating liquors. A wholesale

liquor-dealer in New York city, however, assures me that more than

one-half the so-called whisky is poisoned with it.

Besides these twenty-seven kinds of rum, here come twenty-three more

articles, used to put the right color to it when it is made; by making a

soup of one or another, and stirring it in at the right time. I alphabet

these, too: alkanet-root, annatto, barwood, blackberry, blue-vitriol,

brazil-wood, burnt sugar, cochineal, elderberry, garancine (an extract

of madder), indigo, Nicaragua-wood, orchil, pokeberry, potash,

quercitron, red beet, red cabbage, red carrots, saffron, sanders-wood,

turmeric, whortleberry.

In all, in both lists, just fifty. There are more, however. But that's

enough. Now then, my friend, what did you drink this morning? You called

it Bourbon, or Cognac, or Old Otard, very likely, but what was it? The

"glorious uncertainty" of drinking liquor under these circumstances is

enough to make a man's head swim without his getting drunk at all. There

might, perhaps, be found a consolation like that of the Western

traveller about the hash. "When I travel in a canal-boat or steam-boat,"

quoth this brave and stout-stomached man, "I always eat the hash,

because then I know what I've got!"

It was a good many years ago that the Parliament of England found it

necessary to make a law to prevent sophisticating malt liquors. Here is

the list of things they forbid to put into beer: "molasses, honey,

liquorice, vitriol, quassia, cocculus indicus, grains-of-paradise,

Guinea-pepper, opium." The penalty was one thousand dollars fine on the

brewer, and two thousand five hundred dollars on the druggist who

supplied him.

I know of no such law in this country. The theory of our government

leaves people to take care of themselves as much as possible. But now

let us see what some of these fifty ingredients will do. Beets and

carrots, honey and liquorice, orange-peel and molasses, will not do much

harm; though I should think tipplers would prefer them as the customer

at the eating-house preferred his flies, "on a separate plate." But the

case is different with cocculus indicus, and stramonium, and sulphuric

acid, and sugar of lead, and the like. I take the following accounts, so

far as they are medical, from a standard work by Dr. Dunglison:--Aloes

is a cathartic. Cocculus indicus contains picrotoxin, which is an "acrid

narcotic poison;" from five to ten grains will kill a strong dog. The

boys often call it "cockle-cinders;" they pound it and mix it in dough,

and throw it into the water to catch fish. The poor fish eat it, soon

become delirious, whirling and dancing furiously about on the top of the

water, and then die. Copperas tends to produce nausea, vomiting,

griping, and purging. Grains-of-paradise, a large kind of cardamom, is

"strongly heating and carminative" (i. e., anti-flatulent and

anti-spasmodic.) Opium is known well enough. Stramonium-seed would seem

to have been made on purpose for the liquor business. In moderate doses

it is a powerful narcotic, producing vertigo, headache, dimness or

perversion of vision (i. e., seeing double) and confusion of thought.

(N. B. What else does liquor do?) In larger doses (still like liquor,)

you obtain these symptoms aggravated; and then a delirium, sometimes

whimsical (snakes in your boots) and sometimes furious, a stupor,

convulsions, and death. A fine drink this stramonium? Sugar of lead is

what is called a cumulative poison; having the quality of remaining in

the system when taken in small quantities, and piling itself up, as it

were, until there is enough to accomplish something, when it causes

debility, paralysis, and other things. Sulphuric acid is strongly

corrosive,--a powerful caustic, attacking the teeth, even when very

dilute; eating up flesh and bones alike when strong enough; and, if

taken in a large enough dose, an awfully tearing and agonizing fatal


The way to use these delectable nutriments is in part as follows:--Stir

a little sulphuric acid into your beer. This will give you a fine "old

ale" in about a quarter of a minute. Take a mixture of alum, salt, and

copperas, ground fine, and stir into your beer, and this will make it

froth handsomely. Cocculus indicus, tobacco-leaves, and stramonium,

cooked in the beer, etc., give it force. Potash is sometimes stirred

into wine to correct acidity. Sulphite of soda is now very commonly

stirred into cider, to keep it from fermenting further. Sugar of lead is

stirred into wines to make them clear, and to keep them sweet. And so

on, through the whole long list.

It is a curious instance of people's quiet acknowledgment of their own

foolishness, that a popular form of the invitation to take a drink is,

"Come and h'ist in some pizen!"

I know of no plan by which anybody can be sure of obtaining pure liquor

of any description. Some persons always purchase their wines and liquors

while they are under the custom-house lock and consequently before they

have reached the hands of the importer. Yet there are scores of men in

New York and Philadelphia who have made large fortunes by sending whisky

to France, there refining, coloring, flavoring, and doctoring it, then

re-shipping it to New York as French brandy, paying the duty, and

selling it before it has left the custom-house! There is a locality in

France where a certain brand of wine is made. It is adulterated with

red-lead, and every year more or less of the inhabitants of that

locality are attacked with "lead-colic," caused by drinking this

poisoned wine right at the fountain-head where it is made. There is more

bogus champagne drank in any one year, in the city of Paris alone, than

there is genuine champagne made in any one year in the world. America

ordinarily consumes more so-called champagne annually than is made in

the world, and yet nearly all the genuine champagne in the world is

taken by the courts of Europe. The genuine Hock wine made at

Johannisberg on the Rhine is worth three dollars per bottle by the large

quantity, and nearly all of it is shipped to Russia; yet, at any of the

hotels in the village of Johannisberg, within half a mile from the

wine-presses of the pure article, you can be supplied for a dollar per

bottle with what purports to be the genuine Hock wine. Since chemistry

has enabled liquor dealers to manufacture any description of wine or

liquor for twenty-five cents to a dollar a gallon, there are annually

made and sold thousands of gallons of wine and brandy that never smelt a


Suppose a wholesale liquor-merchant imports genuine brandy. He usually

"rectifies" and adulterates it by adding eighty-five gallons of pure

spirits (refined whisky,) to fifteen gallons of brandy, to give it a

flavor; then colors and "doctors" it, and it is ready for sale. Suppose

an Albany wholesale-dealer purchases, for pure brandy, ten pipes of this

adulterated brandy from a New York importer. The Albany man immediately

doubles his stock by adding an equal quantity of pure spirits. There are

then seven and a half gallons of brandy in a hundred. A Buffalo

liquor-dealer buys from the Albany man, and he in turn adds one-half

pure spirits. The Chicago dealer buys from the Buffalo dealer, and as

nearly all spirit-dealers keep large quantities of pure spirits on hand,

and know how to use it, he again doubles the quantity of his brandy by

adding pure spirits; and the Milwaukee liquor-dealer does the same,

after purchasing from the Chicago man. So, in the ordinary course of

liquor transactions, by the time a hundred gallon pipe of pure brandy

reaches Wisconsin, at a cost of five or perhaps ten dollars per gallon,

ninety-nine gallons and one pint of it is the identical whisky that was

shipped from Wisconsin the same year at fifty cents per gallon. Truly a

homoeopathic dose of genuine brandy! And even that whisky when it left

Wisconsin was only half whisky; for there are men in the whisky-making

States who make it a business to take whisky direct from the distillery,

add to it an equal quantity of water, and then bring it up to a bead and

the power of intoxication, by mixing in a variety of the villainous

drugs and deadly poisons enumerated in this chapter. The annual loss of

strength, health, and life caused by the adulteration of liquor is truly

appalling. Those who have not examined the subject can form no just

estimate of the atrocious and extensive effects of this murderous


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